Almost Genius: A Bench You Pay to Sit On

Could something like this solve the problem of paying for public amenities?

At first glance, the Pay & Sit bench by Fabian Brunsing is nothing more than a sadistic joke. (Though we like sadistic jokes!) It's simply a bench with motorized spikes, which retract only when you feed it some coins:

Kinda fitting that Brunsing, a photographer and designer, is German, right? Those dudes love making everyday life just a tad creepy/terrifying/bizarre.

Anyway, the design, funny as it is, got us thinking about a legitimate urban problem: Paying for public amenities. The problem that most cities have when building parks and public spaces is that while everyone might like them, many Americans think any tax to pay for them is some kind of covert government conspiracy. (Thanks Rush! You too, Glenn and Sarah!)

The Pay & Sit bench naturally raises the possibility that you could create design elements that pay for themselves, through subtle modifications of their designs, which render them unusable unless you pay a little bit. For example: What about a playground slide that only slants upwards when you pay? Or an electrified grassy lawn that becomes safe when enough people plunk down cash?

I'm only partly kidding. But I halfway hope that we end up with something like this, just to emphasize how ridiculous the world starts looking once any sort of government project becomes the devil.

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  • scott griffis

    So you pay your taxes when you sit, instead of up front, only now it cost more since designing a special bench and maintaining it cost money. Also you have to have change on you if you want to sit. What if I just need to sit for a minute? Do disabled people pay less? How often do I need to keep feeding it to keep from spiking me?


  • Sheena Medina

    Good point Cliff. Not to mention the modifications necessary to make this bench friendly to the hearing impaired. Should it vibrate? Should it light up? Add that to all of the modifications necessary to make these public amenities accessible to everyone, and you've got quite a price tag, just to take a stroll through the park.

  • Really? Are you really buying this garbage. I already pay enough taxes for the government to afford a park bench. Give me a break. The problem isn't a lack of tax money collected- the problem is corruption and waste. This is an abomination, as are the homeless spikes that are showing up everywhere. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.