Watch Hot Figure Skaters Spin In Super Slo-Mo, Wearing Prada And Hermès

Move over, Sean Avery!

This is something we’ve seen precisely never: figure skaters in clothes that don’t look like someone vomited a bag of rhinestones.

Men’s fashion website Fantastic Man tapped the clever Dutch art pair Lernert & Sander to make promo videos by filming two male figure skaters spinning around in chic (distinctly unglittery) threads from Prada, Hermès, Calvin Klein, Viktor & Rolf, and Dries Van Noten. Then Lernert & Sander, working with the fashion-production house White Lodge, slowed the footage down--waaaaaaaay down. We’re talking split seconds stretched to minute-long cuts. Take a look:


[Lawrence Evans, a runner-up for the 2014 Olympics, in Prada]

There’s something eminently hypnotic about figure skaters twirling around in super slo-mo, especially when you’re not blinded by an outrageous getup. Okay, with the exception of the Hermès leather suit and BX-1 helmet, above. (Did the stylist mistake this for an S&M motocross shoot?)


[Naylor in Calvin Klein Collection]

[Evans in Viktor & Rolf]

No matter. As marketing goes, it’s brilliant: Fashion people are always talking about the way clothing “moves,” a tough thing to capture on the web. Here, you’ve got the clothes stretching and flowing in all sorts of extreme ways--A sit spin! An upright catch-foot spin! A catch-knee camel spin!--but their motion’s decelerated so drastically, you can make out every last indecently expensive seam. It’s the ultimate fashion advertisement.


[Evans in Dries Van Noten]

White Lodge’s Stephen Whelan explains how the videos were shot (and why they were no cakewalk for the skaters):

The films were recorded on a Photron BC2 camera at 2,000 frames per second. This compares with the normal frame rate for PAL of 25fps--so almost 200 times the normal number of frames you would get in a second of regular footage. Each frame was exposed for 1/4000th of a second. Because of this you need six times the normal level of light. Imagine being bombarded by all that heat while executing a precise athletic movement on cue numerous times. Our skaters were fantastic and also perspiring!

The films ran on Fantastic Man’s website last week. Full details here.

[Hat tip to Creative Review]